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發表於 2009-4-3 02:16 AM  資料  個人空間  短訊  加為好友 
Putting out - an interesting relationship story

just got this via email, it's pretty funny, yet witty. check it out.

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When women don't "put out"...This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.

Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured
out why  men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.  Well, the passion
starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy
your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and
not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We
went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She
couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a
shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when she doesn't evenknow how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing
sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally
said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
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I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch
with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just
love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....
but at least that witch knows I'm smarter than her.

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最後編輯: Coolio : 2009-4-3 03:49 AM




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發表於 2009-4-21 08:01 PM  資料  個人空間  短訊  加為好友 
HAHAHA!  In real life if a husband said that, things will just get worse.  

Coolio :
yeah, i am sure dude would be sleeping on the couch for a while. :)

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